176000 crores

kalagnar
my dear daughter kanimoli  dont go to jail
i will try to release you from jail from this case sonnathu
kanimoli
no dad
rasa irukkum idam than intha rosa ku sorkam


spectrum commission vangikondu kalaignar sonnadu

money enakku and kani onakku



lady in bed with husband's boss
phone rings
lady
yes ok fine love u bye
turns to boss laughs and says cheat my husband who says he is in a meeting with his boss



wife chess   mathiri
evvalavu nerum venumanalum yochichu vilayadalam
but
lover football mathiri
gap kidaicha goal potranum

the wise man once said
the only common factor between a woman and a tin roof is
if u dont screw enough
it might land up in neighbours house

two men went to a call girl
first went in and came out saying my wife is better
second one went in and came out saying your wife is bettr

friend 1
machan iam very happy today
friend 2
why da
friend 1
yesterday i went to for blood test
while doing so more blood came out
immly nurse en virala vayile vittu sappina
friend 2
so what
friend 1
tomorrow urine test da


while doing intercourse a young girl started shouting PEPSI
P  please
E enter yr
P penis
S slowly
I inside


a sardar went to london brothel house asking for
saggy boobs,loose pussy,flabby tummy,,broad  bums,
brothel keeper asked him was he a mad
sardar   said     i  am   home sick


daughter
i am in luv with neighbour  so running away with him
dad
thanks u saved my time and money
daughter
dad i am reading the letter mum had written


thanks doctor  for all these sms